A lady places an ad in the local paper under Love Wanted. She wants someone who won’t beat her, won’t leave her and will satisfy her sexually. She turns down all the many responses she gets.
One day the doorbell rings and there is a guy on her doormat without any arms or legs. “Yes, can I help you?” she asks.
“I’m here in response to the ad,” he replies.
She’s astonished! “How can you satisfy the ad?” she asks.
He replies, “I don’t have any arms so I can’t beat you, and I don’t have any legs so I can’t leave you.”
“What about the third part?” she asks.
He grins and says, “I rang the doorbell didn’t I?”